A young man goes into the Job Centre in Toronto, Ontario and sees card
advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he goes to learn
more. "Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy
behind the desk.
The Job Centre man sorts through his files and replies - "Oh yes here it
is; the job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the
gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lay them
down
and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and
gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination."

"There's an annual salary of $55,000, and I hope you have a car, because
you're going to have to go to Peterborough. That's about 150 kms from
here."
"Oh why, is that where the job is?"
"No sir - that's where you join the lineup of applicants!"