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 Never choke in a bar in the south
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Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it.
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Hi indian--been hearing all AM about the storms in MO--hope y'all are all right!  
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by Fairweather Lewis (PM , CC ) on Tuesday May 13, 2008 @ 12:14 PM




Those storms did"nt hit us but later this afternoon we're supposed to get severe weather!I hate this kind of weather I get really terrified especially if I;m bymyself. Thanks for coming by,Fairweather.  
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by indian (PM , CC ) on Tuesday May 13, 2008 @ 1:01 PM




Hi Indian,
Boy there's alot more than choke in the south that I wouldn't do, but that's another post.lol I hope things are good there with you and cowboy. Have a good one.
 
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by Crone (PM , CC ) on Tuesday May 13, 2008 @ 1:03 PM




Thanks for coming by Crone. Hope all is with you all.  
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by indian (PM , CC ) on Tuesday May 13, 2008 @ 1:06 PM




good one!

here's a poem written by the Beatnik you are most like, LOL!

*** Lawrence Ferlinghetti - Number 20 ***

The pennycandystore beyond the El
is where I first
fell in love
with unreality
Jellybeans glowed in the semi-gloom
of that september afternoon
A cat upon the counter moved among
the licorice sticks
and tootsie rolls
and Oh Boy Gum

Outside the leaves were falling as they died

A wind had blown away the sun

A girl ran in
Her hair was rainy
Her breasts were breathless in the little room

Outside the leaves were falling
and they cried
Too soon! too soon!

Hope you are having a nice week!

 
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by Bella (PM , CC ) on Tuesday May 13, 2008 @ 10:08 PM




Thanks for coming by Bella! Thanks too for the cool poem!  
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by indian (PM , CC ) on Wednesday May 14, 2008 @ 8:29 AM




Kiss my buttThe way to a woman heart is to kiss her butt, or was that, to lick her butt, or.. what ever, have a nice weekend!  
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by 1manview (PM , CC ) on Friday May 16, 2008 @ 3:17 PM


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   
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