There are three dogs waiting to see the vet a terrier a toy poddle and a great dane. The poddle asks the terrier what he’s in for and the terrier says "I was doing fine with my owners until the baby came and they stoped even looking at me. I got mad and bit the baby. So there puting me down.
The terrier then asks the poddle what she’s in for and the puddle says "Im just getting old and mean. I bite when ever i can so there puting me down. The terrier and the poddle then ask the great dane why he’s here and he says "I live with a beautiful super model who walk around the house naked alot. One day she dropped something and bent down to get it. I was right behind her and I could not stop myself. I jumped up on her and humped her like there was no tomorrow.
The terrier then says "so she’s puting you down" and hangs his head in sadness. The great dane replys "No I’m just here to have my nails clipped!"