The Lone Ranger is captured by Indians...
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>> The Indian Chief proclaims, 'So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor
>> of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before
>> I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first
>> request?'
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>> The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse.'
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>> The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who
>> whispers in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening,
>> Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian
>> Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the
>> night.
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>> The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. 'You have a
>> very fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in two days. What is
>> your second request?'
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>> The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to
>> him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes
>> off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.
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>> Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this
>> time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters
>> the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
>>
>> The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. 'You are
>> indeed a man of many talents but I still kill you tomorrow. 'What is
>> your last request?'
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>> The Lone Ranger responds , 'I'd like to speak to my horse...alone.'
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>> The Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone
>> Ranger's tent.
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>> Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him
>> square in the eye and says, 'Listen very carefully you dumb ass horse.
>> For the last time . . BRING POSSEEEE'
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