A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his
> mom on top of his
> dad bouncing up and down.. the mom sees her son and quickly
> dismounts,
> worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly
> and goes to
> find him.
>
> The son sees his mom and asks, 'What were you and Dad
> doing?'
>
> The mother replies, 'Well, you know your dad has a big
> tummy and
> sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten
> it.'
>
> 'Your wasting your time,' said the boy.
>
> 'Why is that?' the mom asked puzzled.
>
> 'Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes
> over and gets on her
> knees and blows it right back up.'
>
>