This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office
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> why you are
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> there, and you have to answer in front of others what's
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> wrong and
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> sometimes it is embarrassing.
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> There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who
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> insists you tell
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> her what is wrong with you in a room full of other
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> patients. I know most
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> of us have experienced this, and I love the way this
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> old guy handled it.
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> An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room
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> and approached the
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> desk.... The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you
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> seeing the Doctor
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> for today?'
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> 'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.
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> The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You
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> shouldn't come into a
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> crowded waiting room and say things like that.'
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> 'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,'
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> he said.
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> The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some
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> embarrassment in this
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> room full of people. You should have said there is
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> something wrong with
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> your ear or something and discussed the problem further
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> with the Doctor
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> in private.'
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> The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in
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> a room full of
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> strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.'
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> The man wal ked out, waited several minutes and then
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> re-entered.
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> The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
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> 'There's something wrong with my ear', he stated.
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> The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing
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> he had taken her
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> advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??'
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> 'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
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> The waiting room erupted in laughter.
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> Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!
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