what do you expect from simple creaturea?Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocalate is just another snack.You can be president.You can never be pregnant!
You can wear a white teeshirt to a waterpark. You can wear NO shirt to a waterpark.
Car mechanics will tell you the truth.the world is your urinal.
You never have yo drive to another gas station because ths one is to icky!
you dont have to stop&think which way to turn a bolt on a nut!Same work more pay. Wrinkles add character. Graying hair adds attraction.
Wedding dress-5000-tux-100 People never stare at your ches when your talking to them!
One mood all the time.A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.You only have to shave your neck&face.
you have freedom of choice growing a mustache.You can do christmas shopping for 25 relatives on dec.24th in 25 minutes.
No wonder MEN are happier!
