Cowboy-"that your dog? Indian-YEP Cowboy,"Mind if I speak to him?Indian"Dog no talk" Cowboy "Hey dog hows it going"?
DOG-"Doing allright Indian: "Look of Shock" Cowboy: " Is this indian your owner?" DOG,YEP Cowboy: "Hows he treatin you"? DOG: "Real good.He walks me twice a day,feeds me great food,and takes me to lake once a week to play"

INDIAN {total look of disbelief}

Cowboy: {Mind if I talk to your horse"?

INDIAN: "Horse no talk"
Cowboy: Hey horse ,hows it goin?
HORSE: COOL!
Indian: Look of shock!
Cowboy: Is this your owner,{Pointing to indian}
Horse: YEP
COWBOY: "Hows he treating you"?
Horse: "Pretty good,thanks for asking,he rides me,brushes medown often and keeps me in a lean-too,to protect me from the weather."
" INDIAN look of surprise"!

Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your sheep"?

INDIAN: SHEEP LIE!