a couple were driving to church to get married,on the way they got in a car accident &died.when they got to heaven they met St.Peter&asked him if they could get married in heaven.He said he'll do his best to get it done.3 monts pass by still nothing,they bump into st.peter again,&ask himabout their marrage,I'm still working on it!2 years pass by still no marriage,St.peter assures them he is still workin on it.Finally after 20 long years he comes running to them,say I finally found a priest!They get married &are happy for a few months,then went to St.peter and said things arent working out can you arrange a divorce for us?St. Peter replies"ARE YOU KIDDING" it took me 20 years to find a priest up here! How am I going to find you a laywer?
