A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around,scratching his crotch,and not paying attention.

She went back to find out what was going on.He was quite embarrasedand whispered that he had just recently been circumicised and he was quite itchy.The teavher told him to go down to the princials office.He was to call his mother and ask her what he should do about it.He did it and returned to his class.

Suddenly there was a commotion at the back of the class.She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk,with his weinie hanging out"I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said.

"I did" he said"and she told me if I could stick it out till noon,she'd come and pick me up from school!"

KIDS--DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THEM???

If you've ever worked for a boss that reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through,You will love this........A large company feeling it was time for a shakeup,hired a new CEO.The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.On a tour of the facillities the CEO noticed a guy leaning on the wall. The room was full of workers,and he wanted to let them know he meant business! He walked up to the guy leaning on the wall,and asked "How much money do you make a week?"A little surprised the young man looked at him and replied "about 400 dollars a week."WHY"?The CEO then handed the guy 1600 dollars in cash and screamed "HERE"S four weeks pay,now GET OUT and don't come back!Feeling pretty good about him self the CEO looked around the room and asked does anybody want to tell me what that goofball did here? From across the room came avoice "Pizza delivery guy from DOMINO's

We hope ya dont leave we love ya all toooo much