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>> Kansas City MO (AP) A seven-year old boy was at the center of a
 Jackson 
>> County
>> courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who
 should 
>> have
>> custody of him.  The boy has a history of being beaten by his
 parents and 
>> the
>> judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child 
>> custody law
>> and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the
 highest 
>> degree
>> possible.  The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his
 aunt 
>> beat him
>> more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.
>> When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents,
 the boy 
>> cried
>> and said they also beat him.  After considering the remainder of the
 
>> immediate
>> family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of
 life 
>> among
>> them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to 
>> propose who
>> should have custody of him.
>>
>> After two recesses to check legal references and confirm with the
 child 
>> welfare
>> officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Kansas City
 Chiefs 
>> whom
>> the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
>>
>>Since I'm a big Chiefs fan Ithought this joke was just uncalled for!lol
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A little boy wanted $ 100.00 very badly,and prayed for weeks about it,but nothing happened.Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $ 100.00. When the postal service recieved the letter GOD,USA,they decided to send it to the President.The President was so amused that he instructed his his secretary to send a $ 5.00 bill to the litlle boy.The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.The little boy was delighted with the $ 5.00 dollar bill and sat down to write a thankyou not to GOD, which read : Dear GOD thankyou very much for sending the money. However I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington,D.C.and those jerks deducted $ 95.00 in taxes!

hoping everyone is having a FANTASTIC day!