A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."

When God created woman he was working late one evening.
An angel came by and said: “Why spend so much time on that one?”
And the creator answered: “Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?”
“She must be washable, but not made of plastic; have more than 200 moving parts, all of which must be replaceable; and she must function on all kinds of food. She must be able to embrace several kids at the same time; give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart; and she must do all this with only two hands.”
The angel was impressed.
“Just two hands…impossible!”
And this is the standard model!!
“Too much work for one day…wait until tomorrow and then complete her.”
“I will not,” said the creator. “I am so close to completing this creation, which will be the favourite of my heart.”
“She cures herself when sick and can work 18 hours a day.”
The angel came nearer and touched the woman.
“But you have made her so soft, God.”
“She is soft,” said God “but I have also made her strong.”
“You can’t imagine what she can endure and overcome.”
“Can she think?” the angel asked.
The creator answered: “Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate.”
The angel touched the woman's cheeks…“God, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her.’
“She is not leaking…it’s a tear,” God corrected the angel.
“What’s it for?” asked the angel and God said: “Tears are her way of expressing grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her cry.”
This made a big impression on the angel: “God, you are a genius. You thought of everything. The woman is indeed marvelous!”
“Indeed she is.”
Woman has strength that amazes man.
She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.
She holds happiness, love and opinions.
She smiles when she feels like screaming.
She sings when she feels like crying, cries when she is happy and laughs when she is afraid.
She fights for what she believes in.
Stand up against injustice.
She doesn’t take ‘no’ for an answer, when she can see a better solution.
She gives herself so her family can strive.
She takes her friend to the doctor if she is afraid.
Her love is unconditional.
She cries when her kids are victorious.
She is happy when her friends do well.
She is glad when she hears of a birth or a wedding.
Her heart is broken when a next of kin or friend dies.
But she finds the strength to get on with life.
She knows that a kiss and a hug can heal a broken heart.
There is only one thing wrong with her
She forgets what she is worth…

With love, to all our mothers

Library cat's wife is in the hospital with an heart attack apparently. She is in stable condtion right now. We all need to get together and pray for him and his family. Also please send your postive and healing prayers toward his wife and him. God Bless them both and their family.