A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.

The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.

“Breast fed,” the woman replied.

“Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor asked. She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.

Motioning for her to get dressed he said, “No wonder this baby is under weight! You don’t have any milk.”

“I know,” she said, “I’m his grandmother, but I’m glad I came.”

This
really works...! If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.



Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you!

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We
> decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a
> teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all
> different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring
at
> him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
>
> When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, ' What ' s the
matter
> old man , never done anything wild n your life? '
>
> Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke
on
> his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style
he
> did not bat an eye in his response, ' Got drunk once and had sex with
a
> peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'
>
>
>
>
>
>
>

Ok I know how to prt a background on,I know how to copy and paste,know how to create a slide show.But one thing I Cant do is get in blogstream chatroom! I have java,have username and password.Say I need a java browser to use chatroom.I dont have a browser but I do have java cause my computer told me I did,unless its lying to me!Everytime I try to login it says Erroe connecting to server! Ecery time! Can someone out there please help me,I'd be so forever grateful.Thank you.

Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?"
Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label -- Woven in Scotland."
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On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator:
"I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on."
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Tech Support : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "OK."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
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Tech Support: &n bsp; "OK. At the bottom left hand side of your screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow! How can you see my screen from there?"
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Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I just realized that I need it. So, if I turn my system clock back two weeks will I get my file back again?"
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