It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage. Jake asks her, “What are you up to?” Alice smiles, “I'm going hunting with you!” Jake, though he has many reservations, reluctantly decides to take her along.
They arrive at the hunting site. Jake sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her: “If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot.” Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn't bag an elephant -- much less a deer.

But not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots. Quickly, Jake starts running back. As Jake gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming, “Get away from my deer!” Confused, Jake races faster towards his screaming wife. And again he hears her yell, “Get away from my deer!” followed by another volley of gunfire.

Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake is surprised to see a cowboy, with his hands high in the air. The cowboy, obviously distraught, says, “Okay, lady, okay! You can have your deer! Just let me get my saddle off it!”

An 86 year old manwent to his doctor for his quarterly checkup...the doctor asked him how he was feeling,and the 86 yr old said"Things are great and I've never felt better." I now have a 20 yr old bride who is pregant with my child. "So what do you think about that Doc?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then begin to tell a story. "I have an older friend,much like you,who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting,in a bit of a hurry,he accidently picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake,he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.He realized he had left his gun at home and so he could'nt shoot the magnifiecent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane,aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went bang bang". Miracously two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.Now what do you think of that? asked the doctor. The 86 yr old said"Logic would strongly suggest thatsomebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver". The doctor replied"My point exactly!"